"Trust me. I'm a scientist."

ok ok the whole thing is werid...but my first thought was"why is that dude behind a wood wall?"

"Hello, 911? Yeah, it's stuck in a wooden divider this time..."

A prop in the set from Bill Clinton: The Musical

This is the last time I buy my shower fixtures off craigslist.

Not that I doubt your credentials, Doc, but I'd prefer someone with eyes to deliver my baby.

To her horror, she realized too late her dental dam wasn't going to be big enough!

5 minutes before the invention of the glory hole

You can tell he's frustrated by the blank look on his face.

"Syphilis Cure" exhibit at the Jehovah's Witness Museum of Modern Medicine.

that guy should do pornos

He was a victim of identity theft.

"Could you describe the man who assaulted you?"-"well he had a nose"

Not pictured: Joel Carlton. (I could use the cash.)

This looks like that weird German porno i accidentally rented in my hotel room...8 times.