Before Paris Hilton visits a city, they raise Pubic Lice awareness.

This mite be the oddest parade ever.

The original prawns from District 9 weren't as impressive.

Bedbug's big as a jackass, will bite you and stand and grin, Drink a bowl of bedbug poison, come back and bite you again.

WE PUT HOLES IN TEETH! WE PUT HOLES IN TEETH!

Oh shit! Pacman's coming!

Actually, I don't think breast implants needed a mascot, much less a parade.

Okay, you've raised my awareness. I wish you hadn't.

Crab People . . . Crab People . . .

Which way to the Republican National Convention? We're the extra assholes they ordered.

The newest chapter of the Pillsbury Secret Police. Just dont poke em'.

Now they know how many lice it takes to fill the Albert Hall.

If you allow your sperm grow this big, you need to masturbate more.

Warning: Do no attempt to smuggle drugs into the country WHILE high.

San Fransisco's genital warts.