It looked bad for Leo. The fox had employed a strong Sicilian defence and ruined his Bonnetti's Gambit. But then he remembered that he was a goddam lion, and the carnage began.
Julius_GoatFurries can't just have sex all the time.
dpollokThe SciFi Channel: We'll make any movie you give us a script for.
FkelleghanThink you can out FOX me? Then you are LION to yourself. (Be prepared to read this same Craption 1000 times today)
SRLivewireThe bigger crowd is next door watching the wombat and the kangaroo play Twister.
Kelly RobinsonLike most predators, they can only see movement. So this game is going to take FOREVER.
Julius_GoatWhat the ad said: Fox likes to play with her pussy. Wanna watch?
Kelly RobinsonBe careful, some say he's actually a Cheeta.
JCarltonCause, you know, we wanna make sure people know we're virgins.
BowToTheBardThe chess club goes a long way to avoid after-school beatings
CeveronNot pictured: vaginas.
Rex-JesterThis is why nobody watches PBS.
Kelly RobinsonThe Narnians have surprisingly genteel pursuits.
FkelleghanIn the future all international disputes will be settled by the opposing coutries' mascots matching wits while being refereed by an impartial, easily distracted, douche in a top hat.
RodneyHardman