God no longer smites sinners with lightning bolts. God now smites sinners with 2006 Honda Accords.

Yes, Greg, the pin on this par four is located on the underbelly of an overturned Toyota. He'll have to drop it in short to avoid Asian students and attempts at political satire. He should play a long wedge.

"Mr. Ito," said the mechanic reproachfully as he surveyed the damage on the undercarriage. "Have you been running over Chinese protesters again?"

After several fatalities, competitive parallel parking was removed from the 2008 Olympic lineup.

In Japan, they drive on the other side....of the car

If the Japanese car industry goes belly up, the nation will be effectively castrated, or so the students were trying to portray.

In the new Japanese game show, "Pennies From Heaven", when the prize was a new car, even the winners lost.

Mourners gathered to grieve the death of the last half-man, half-dog in the world crushed by the fickle hand of Japanese reliability.