Tim Burton's Finding Nemo
Wiseman_2Never before in my life have I ever wanted to boil something alive that badly.
CeveronHoly shit! Red Lobster is people!!!!
Truthiness"Honey, when you said that we'd share our sexual fantasies, I assumed I'd just have to give you oral or something."
Julius_GoatWe tried to throw them back, but the ocean spit them back out again.
FkelleghanForty minutes ago, this conversation happened. "I don't know, I don't feel foolish enough yet. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "Stilts, right?" "Damn, woman. You complete me. You COMPLETE me."
Julius_GoatI can't stand public displays of shellfishness.
savinatorShe's desperately trying to lose Nemo.
Julius_GoatThey both decided this year they would show up as a couple of crustaceans. They had no idea what crustaceans are.
CeveronComing soon quite uninvited to your sex life
Ceveron1,200 comedy writers fear lay-offs as Tiger Woods jokes write themselves.
FkelleghanThey lied in their profiles on eHarmony. But they both took the bait.
LittleHTom Hanks got to pull a young, nubile Darryl Hannah out of the water. I get these retards.
Kelly RobinsonClearly this is a cry for kelp.
savinatorRed Lobster's new menu IS PEOPLE!
Kelly Robinson