EPIC high five fail...
Don't fear the Reaper. On the other hand, you might want to keep your distance from the Reaper. Or at least stop your conversation long enough to acknowledge the Reaper. I'm saying this: Don't piss the Reaper off.
"Dammit, every time we try to have a nice family picture, X'rothstxx is making a funny face."
I hate when my neighbors ask me to babysit.
How Glen Beck sees Democrat families.
Has anybody seen Big Bird since he went to that heavy metal concert?
Ok, who's the wise-ass that summoned me without skin!?
This is the last time I hire Tim Burton to organize my cousin's Bar Mitzvah
And that's why I had to kill your mommy, kids. Azoghul the unborn demanded it.
the secret to the johans brothers success
Happy New Year from Marylin Manson and Family!
Hell was always awkward for Satan on Bring Your Kid to Work day
Yes, more Flavor of Love and Gene Simmons for all. The Council of Reality Television Programming has spoken!
Everyone was getting nervous. It was five minutes till showtime, and Lady Gaga's makeup artist was nowhere to be found.
So that's who you have to worship to get your kids a gig with Disney.