John was absolute shit at hide and seek.

The Mime screamed in agony. But nobody cared. Nobody heard

So, tell me again, where exactly did you hide the body?

LOOK OUT! YOU'RE GOING TO CRASH INTO THE NORMAL PEOPLE!

Everybody patiently waited for their turn to inflict pain on the clown.

Don't worry folks, no one was harmed during today's performance. Rick down there has been dead for at least a week.

"And the Winner of the 2009 Darwin Award goes to..."

See those two empty seats to the right? Yeah, someone had the right idea.

Never waste a couple of cinder-blocks on a ramp if you have a perfectly good white-boy lying around...

This reminds me of how your Mom and I met...

I don't think this William Wallace Execution Re-enactment is historically accurate.

Once a year, everyone puts their name in a hat. The loser is blamed for every problem in the world. I love Pointing Fingers Week!

To better ensure no one ever shows up to a Holloween party as "The Crow" again

"Oh, quit squirming. I'm the second most experienced chiropractor in this trailer park."

It's the Alabama Air Show Spectacular!