Not pictured: Edison taking the credit.
Lady Gaga's public execution is going to be stellar.
Jesus Christ, can't a band just play music at concerts anymore?
"I'm pretty sure my papier mache volcano isn't winning the science fair this year."
"Infinite Improbability Drive? I wonder what this d..."
On second thought, I'll just keep the tattoo.
...and THAT'S how we do a colonoscopy. Now, are you ready for your procedure?
Ahh, fuck it. We surrender.
"Will you marry me?" "No" "Well that was $80,000 well spent."
The GOOD news is that we've just harnessed the power of anti-matter! The BAD news is my balls just fell off.
Well this hole is a par 4, though no one ever made it past the second or so stroke
BULLSHIT!!!! I'll strip naked in front of everyone, but I am NOT passing through that Metal Detector!!!!!
Boy I hope it doesn't rain.