Not pictured: Edison taking the credit.

Lady Gaga's public execution is going to be stellar.

Jesus Christ, can't a band just play music at concerts anymore?

"I'm pretty sure my papier mache volcano isn't winning the science fair this year."

"Infinite Improbability Drive? I wonder what this d..."

On second thought, I'll just keep the tattoo.

...and THAT'S how we do a colonoscopy. Now, are you ready for your procedure?

Ahh, fuck it. We surrender.

"Will you marry me?" "No" "Well that was $80,000 well spent."

The GOOD news is that we've just harnessed the power of anti-matter! The BAD news is my balls just fell off.

Apocalypse Then.

Well this hole is a par 4, though no one ever made it past the second or so stroke

BULLSHIT!!!! I'll strip naked in front of everyone, but I am NOT passing through that Metal Detector!!!!!

sterility now!

Boy I hope it doesn't rain.