Craptions Classics December 28, 2009

Damn Dope Pedalers.

Kamikaze Phoenix

Other Craptions

Are you tired of riding your bike to work with cold balls?

Ceveron

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Fkelleghan

Matt and Chris unveil the world's first portable steam enema.

liberalScum

See what will happen if we legalize Marijuana!

SoCalDelta

Laugh all you want, but their balls are completely wrinkle-free.

savinator

Why Lance Armstrong really has only one testicle.

Diasdiem

I'm just worried that scientists will discover this a thousand years from now and think we were all idiots.

benrichardsrm

"The pipe under the seat? Yeah, that's so my dick don't drag the ground, baby."

yeahme

I have to ride the bike today because Mom drove to work in my meth lab.

Kelly Robinson

Finally, a bike for my Avatar.

Ceveron

The sad part is that it's always going to be parked in front of their couch...

Kamikaze Phoenix

They missed the cannibus, so they had to ride their high-cycle.

Julius_Goat

On the plus side, criminals will have a hell of a time taking your bike. On the negative, well, so will you.

Ceveron

the bong-cycle: the friction keeps it burnin'!

lazy_thunder
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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