Damn Dope Pedalers.

Are you tired of riding your bike to work with cold balls?

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Matt and Chris unveil the world's first portable steam enema.

See what will happen if we legalize Marijuana!

Laugh all you want, but their balls are completely wrinkle-free.

Why Lance Armstrong really has only one testicle.

I'm just worried that scientists will discover this a thousand years from now and think we were all idiots.

"The pipe under the seat? Yeah, that's so my dick don't drag the ground, baby."

I have to ride the bike today because Mom drove to work in my meth lab.

Finally, a bike for my Avatar.

The sad part is that it's always going to be parked in front of their couch...

They missed the cannibus, so they had to ride their high-cycle.

On the plus side, criminals will have a hell of a time taking your bike. On the negative, well, so will you.

the bong-cycle: the friction keeps it burnin'!