Hold the mustard.

I feel like Jeff has been taking Casual Friday a bit too far lately.

"Barbara, he's a character from a JAPANESE Saturday morning kid's cartoon show, he'll be great for Billy's 6th Birthday party!"

Who do I gotta jerk to get some mustard around here?

I don't care how organic your meat is. Keep it.

Oscar Mayer also had a selection of bondage wear which didn't sell quite as well.

You don't want to know where he put the ketchup.

Oh God I wish I wasn't an Oscar Meyer wiener, not anymore...

Damn you google, all I typed in was "barbeque"

I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN YOUR ROOM!!

NO, NO, NO.... I DO NOT WANT MUSTARD ON MY BUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's funny, there's NOTHING about this on his Wikipedia page.

"Bob, you were supposed to bring the Relish also... where did you put the Relish? THAT'S where you put the Relish? I think I'm going to throw up..."

Just DON'T ask him for the Mayonnaise!

Hi there, I'm here to pick up your daughter.