For the last time, Kira! You can't bring a fucking car back from the dead! There's a mechanic down the street for christ's sake.

"Do you think my Mom will still smell the pot?"

When this thing hits 88 miles per hour, I'm going to rape you

It was only a matter of time until GM got desperate enough to make an Unholy Pact with Satan.

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

With a Carfax history report, you'll know if the previous owners had any accidents, or were using the car to summon creatures from the pitt.

No, I'm sorry hippie, you can't fuel a car on hopes, dreams and mood-lighting

When this thing hits 88 miles per hour, I'm going to rape you.

This is the last known photograph of the missing teen, if you have seen her, or this car, please dial 1-800-WHAT-THE-FUCK-DID-YOU-EXPECT? Operators are standing by.

I told you it would get re-possessed!

At least there are no furry dices.

Yes, almost complete...hey do you guys smell gas?

Pictured: how to NOT wax your car.

We're the religion of peace. Got that, motherfucker?

The new Pope mobile needs work.