Save it, Kris! Save that rage for when he's sleeping. You'll know.

They knew Santa was guilty of over 12 million cases of breaking and entering. But they finally got him on tax evasion.

Santa lost it after he found out his wife slept with Tiger Woods.

50 yards means 50 yards Santa, and I dont care WHAT your job is

Huh...and its not even a black santa...

It's Christmeth time!

Santa looks a lot like daddy.

Bill's Christmas spirit was crushed forever as the rival mall Santa raped him as everyone watched.

He was visited by three spirits last night: Jack, Jim and Bailey's.

Miracle On 3.4% Blood Alcohol.

I got my Christmas wish, Bum Fights is back again!

dashing through the hood, in a 4 cylinder sedan, drinking lots of gin and running over my dad...

That's why I had sodomy in my stocking this morning...

Looks like Jeff Bridges started the party a little early.

Just moments after Santa crashed his sleigh into a Wal-Mart