Hurricane Katrina: The musical

In Australia, they'd swirl the other way.

Moshing obsessive compulsive style.

Yo momma so fat, she makes her own gravity.

This half-time show is spiraling out of control.

You may say I lack interest in foreign culture, but I'm sorry, I can't follow a sport that involves 2,341 players fighting for control of 1 ball

Before the invention of pyrotechnics, fireworks displays were often slow, tedious, and cost thousands of lives.

If China ran every sporting event...

Graduation ceremony at the University of Non-Conformity.

"Katie likes Jimmy, pass it on. Katie likes...(four hours later) Look, fuck this telephone game world record, I'm going home."

And today we honor the great American economy, spiralling into oblivion

"... and tha Maelstrom swallowed up the marching band, and none of them were ever seen again."

"Today's halftime show is brought to you by Tidy Bowl!"

Somewhere in the middle of that, there is a lone corn stalk trying to find its way out.

The Miami Hurricanes took their name way too literally.