..and that's why you shouldn't trust electric vibrators

You're never too old to get your first colonoscopy.

Rule 34: If it exists, then there's a porno of it.

"I think we need to turn down the power a bit on this electric chair!"

Finaly! The MythBusters have misplaced Buster, and Adam had to step in to fill the position..Myth: Roasted!

Look, if this doesn't work, I think you have to go to a doctor...

Frankengoatse

WTF?! Why does that skeleton have a Mickey Mouse hand?

NASA- "Negative. The radiation suit didn't work, I repeat, didn't work"

People finally lost interest in David Blain's stunts.

"Today, on MythBusters, we'll try to find whether this prostate thing is just a big scam or not."

Well it's better than Terminator Salvation.

"He held his breath for Sarah Palin to say something intelligent..."

As sad as people were, Michael Jackson was still contractually obligated to his European shows.

Hey buddy why don't you buy me a drink first?