Why so McSerious?
TruthinessRonald MethDonald
JolleMan. . . the fuck is "corn cheese?"
BowToTheBardThe lord of the Fries
MunsiUnless you got gin for me kid, you better fuck off
CeveronI'm not lovin' it, I'm not lovin' it!!!
Ledouche"First it rubs the butter on it's corn cheese..."
spudEvery cent you donate to the Ronald McDonald House charity is immediately spent on crack by this guy
KSlaneMcFuck it.
BONERJAM"So tell me sir, once you won the Craptions contest, what kind of doors did it open up for you?"
itoldyousoGoddamnit, Cracked! Can't a viciously-smutty-looking yet oddly sympathy-invoking-due-to-the-ironically-quotidian-nature-of-this-absurd looking-scene clown lounge in peace?
SpankMacThis city needs a better class of fast food mascot, and I'm gonna give it to 'em.
TruthinessI would like a Clinical Depression Meal to go, please.
GatLuv4daBiebsNow THAT'S the Ronald McDonald who haunted my childhood nightmares!
CavalierXYou know what...I think I'll have a Whopper instead...
Mr.Excalibur