Don't get any closer ... The ship is protected by a Wacky-Waving Inflatable-Arm-Flailing Tube-Man.

Somali pirates on ice.

DOWNSIDE of Global Warming: No more water :( - UPSIDE: No more DROWNING :)

Pirates of the Sahara just never did that well at the box office.

I hate Will Smith movies

Dear Cracked, no one is buying this photo from my website, can you get it out there for people to see? Yours Truly, Scott Hess

Capt'n Crunch: The Movie.

You sunk my battleship! Ha, ha. No, but seriously, you killed three of my friends.

Twisted Metal 1859.

Quick! Reload the cannon! They're gradually getting away!

Yar! Where be the water?

The Nina, the Pinta and Jim.

After 50 craptions from The Burning Man Festival, I think Cracked handed Swaim a bag of acid and a camera and said, "Fuck it."

Uwe Boll Presents: Pirates of the Serengeti

Noah felt kinda stupid when the rains never came.