Don't get any closer ... The ship is protected by a Wacky-Waving Inflatable-Arm-Flailing Tube-Man.
WOITASSomali pirates on ice.
TaterTotsDOWNSIDE of Global Warming: No more water :( - UPSIDE: No more DROWNING :)
bubblegumPirates of the Sahara just never did that well at the box office.
bryp777I hate Will Smith movies
GGWDDear Cracked, no one is buying this photo from my website, can you get it out there for people to see? Yours Truly, Scott Hess
tsiegleCapt'n Crunch: The Movie.
Ed_GeinYou sunk my battleship! Ha, ha. No, but seriously, you killed three of my friends.
Blinker_FluidQuick! Reload the cannon! They're gradually getting away!
CeveronYar! Where be the water?
Mothra24The Nina, the Pinta and Jim.
JolleManAfter 50 craptions from The Burning Man Festival, I think Cracked handed Swaim a bag of acid and a camera and said, "Fuck it."
IcelandUwe Boll Presents: Pirates of the Serengeti
DocBrosnanNoah felt kinda stupid when the rains never came.
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