Craptions Classics December 17, 2009

Don't get any closer ... The ship is protected by a Wacky-Waving Inflatable-Arm-Flailing Tube-Man.

WOITAS

Other Craptions

Somali pirates on ice.

TaterTots

DOWNSIDE of Global Warming: No more water :( - UPSIDE: No more DROWNING :)

bubblegum

Pirates of the Sahara just never did that well at the box office.

bryp777

I hate Will Smith movies

GGWD

Dear Cracked, no one is buying this photo from my website, can you get it out there for people to see? Yours Truly, Scott Hess

tsiegle

Capt'n Crunch: The Movie.

Ed_Gein

You sunk my battleship! Ha, ha. No, but seriously, you killed three of my friends.

Blinker_Fluid

Twisted Metal 1859.

Quick! Reload the cannon! They're gradually getting away!

Ceveron

Yar! Where be the water?

Mothra24

The Nina, the Pinta and Jim.

JolleMan

After 50 craptions from The Burning Man Festival, I think Cracked handed Swaim a bag of acid and a camera and said, "Fuck it."

Iceland

Uwe Boll Presents: Pirates of the Serengeti

DocBrosnan

Noah felt kinda stupid when the rains never came.

yeahme
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