Art Thou Ready To Rumble???
Knight takes Rook with an elbow to the face.
Thou art aboust to fucketh the green knight upeth.
Sir Hogan of Hulkamania's now-legendary "Ye Olde Elbow Drop"
"Do you smell what Gregory, Duke of the Rock, is cookin'?"
Luckily, Henry Heimlich later improved greatly on this ancestor's methods.
This takes place either several hundred years ago or today in Texas.
"Ya that's right, I went Medieval on his ass"
More evidence that Samuel L Jackson is in EVERYTHING.
"I'll stop when you say 'Sir Uncle.'"
In this version of Monty Python, the black knight WINS, bitch.
This is how the governor's race is decided in Alabama
Levitation was a basic skill taught at Hogwarts School of Magic and Jousting.
'Tis but a scratch.
OH!!! That's going to do 1d10 damage!