The Trojan Whore

She's just what I look for: 48-26-4x4

Hey check out the headlights on her! She's got some junk in her trunk! I wouldn't mind rearending her!

G.I. Ho

She is going to give those terrorists SUCH a scolding!

"Priscilla, Queen of Desert Storm"

What are you waiting for? Go ask her out, man! She's giving you the green light!!!

"Yo' Momma so BIG, she can fit a HUM-VEE under her SKIRT!" - - "Oh Yeah!? Well YO' Momma... wait, that's true... my Momma IS that big...never mind...bitch!"

This is how they lured Yao Ming to America.

Transformer mating season

Just another push, I can see its grill!

Attack of the 50mph Woman

Optimus and the Real Doll.

ALLAH, Help Us!

Tiger Woods newest mistress, was a bit of a "Big surprise"