Craptions Classics December 13, 2009

One Clown, 2 Many Cups

Kamikaze Phoenix

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HOW DID HE GOT INTO THE WHITE HOUSE DINER TOO?!?!

aaa182

"As your new neighbor, I'm legally required to tell you what I do with these cups..."

Kamikaze Phoenix

Keanu Reeves in The Matrix 4: Mardi Gras in Zion

SalliesMom

Penis pumps for sale! Penis pumps for sale!

Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene."

Fkelleghan

Ronald McDonald tried several costumes before deciding on one that didn't scare the shit out of little kids. Burger King has yet to reach that point.

bubblegum

Agent Smith is not fooled by Neo's "disguise".

noreport

Steve would turn anything into a bong. In the end, he turned on himself.

Julius_Goat

Another victim of Attention-Getting Deficit Disorder.

Fkelleghan

People, forget the clown! Look at that black man - a skirt and some kind of whale penis hanging around his neck???!!?!!!111?!!1?!?!!1?!?1?1

SpankMac

Pictured: The heart-warming aftermath of attempted suicide...

spud

That's right...just blend in...

Mr.Excalibur

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

Fkelleghan

...and he STILL lost the biggest fashion douche of the year award to Lada Gaga.

Brett-Butler
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