One Clown, 2 Many Cups

HOW DID HE GOT INTO THE WHITE HOUSE DINER TOO?!?!

"As your new neighbor, I'm legally required to tell you what I do with these cups..."

Keanu Reeves in The Matrix 4: Mardi Gras in Zion

Penis pumps for sale! Penis pumps for sale!

Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene."

Ronald McDonald tried several costumes before deciding on one that didn't scare the shit out of little kids. Burger King has yet to reach that point.

Agent Smith is not fooled by Neo's "disguise".

Steve would turn anything into a bong. In the end, he turned on himself.

Another victim of Attention-Getting Deficit Disorder.

People, forget the clown! Look at that black man - a skirt and some kind of whale penis hanging around his neck???!!?!!!111?!!1?!?!!1?!?1?1

Pictured: The heart-warming aftermath of attempted suicide...

That's right...just blend in...

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

...and he STILL lost the biggest fashion douche of the year award to Lada Gaga.