Free hugs are free for a reason.
Brendan McGinleyIt is very hard to balance a coffee cup and your dignity. One out of two isn't bad.
Julius_Goat"Yes, Officers, that's him."
bubblegumOk, Santa's heroin problem is really getting out of control
Ceveron...and its called The Aristocrats!!!
ED_209And that's why Santa is no longer allowed within 200 feet of schools and playgrounds.
TruthinessWhen Nature says... "DO NOT TOUCH!"
geewizzFor some reason, little Johnny always ran away from his uncle's hugs.
SpankMacDAD? you said you were at work!
AlBar"If your erection lasts for more than 6 hours, look at this picture."
Mr.Excaliburevery time uncle roy came to visit i hid out in my room
MunsiThis week at Target, mens unitards on sale. Buy two and get a free cup from our homeless for the holidays collection.
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SRLivewireQuick! Someone! Be a little teapot!
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