But do you recall . . . the most fucked up reindeer of all?

Glenn Beck's pre-show ritual isn't as bad as it used to be.

That's the last hunting trip I take with HP Lovecraft.

Whatever they were, let's hope they're extinct now.

Note: If you don't put a dropcloth under your unicorn carcasses, your floor will turn into a portal to Narnia.

H.R. Giger's Bambi.

"Deck the halls with bowels of reindeer ..."

Now you, too, can turn your old household pets into pinatas! Just three easy steps!

Let this be a warning to all you other cyborg deers!

Dick Cheney buys his wife a new set of earrings!

I see Hayao Miyazak is remaking Bambi.

Holiday decorations in the Cheney house are about as disturbing as his foreign policies

How to make Santa's "Naughty" list for life.

"Hey kids! My gift to you today is years and years of therapy!"

"Twas the Mardi Gras Before Halloween"