Craptions Classics December 10, 2009

The silly string spider will eat well tonight.

Julius_Goat

Other Craptions

If hippies designed the next Death Star.

which sick bastard brought a kid in a wheelchair to see this?

iantendo

Now do you see what global warming does to igloos?

Rengoku

Two men enter, one couple leaves.

icheat

Personal Injury lawyers everywhere are masturbating over this one...

spud

Nobody has written a craption yet. Be the first to write one!

bubblebrain

All your dodekahedron are belong to us.

Rex-Jester

Aha! My kid trap is working like a charm!

Joey_09876

With Simon dead, there was no one left who could issue the command to come down.

Fkelleghan

'Am I in heaven?' "Yes you are, Michael Jackson."

Brett-Butler

Two men enter, everyone leaves

gypsy61

The Nordic Internet is still a bit primitive...

oldfogey

What Saw movie is this?

spectre_vampire

Damn it, they keep coming back. Better fire up the electricity again.

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