The silly string spider will eat well tonight.

If hippies designed the next Death Star.

which sick bastard brought a kid in a wheelchair to see this?

Now do you see what global warming does to igloos?

Two men enter, one couple leaves.

Personal Injury lawyers everywhere are masturbating over this one...

Nobody has written a craption yet. Be the first to write one!

All your dodekahedron are belong to us.

Aha! My kid trap is working like a charm!

With Simon dead, there was no one left who could issue the command to come down.

'Am I in heaven?' "Yes you are, Michael Jackson."

Two men enter, everyone leaves

The Nordic Internet is still a bit primitive...

What Saw movie is this?

Damn it, they keep coming back. Better fire up the electricity again.