They knew good and well that if the escalator stopped working, they could be trapped for days
Ceveron"Do you like escalators?" "Eh, depends"
IlinkMan, that must be one huge mall.
CavalierXShe totally Craptioned her pants!
Mothra24one way to avoid getting raped is to poop yourself
gypsy61these x-ray specs really work... ewww...
bubblebrainWhat "public toilet" means in Alabama.
jtkloveOn Black Friday, you can't waste time on mundane things like restroom breaks.
zbeebsI think they're flying Incontinental Airlines. (And you're welcome.)
VersusUpskirt sites, this is on YOUR heads.
Julius_GoatOh, look. French people.
jtklove"Depends... Because you're just too lazy to give a shit"
CavalierXThey're looking for the NASA booth at job fair.
Julius_GoatMost awkward smuggling ever.
spectre_vampire