Craptions Classics December 07, 2009

Now, for the next phase of my evil plan, I need to acquire a Celine Dion CD.

bcanders

Other Craptions

Somebody has a small penis.

Chug

Hip-hoptimus Prime

bubblebrain

OK, Kanye. We get it. Your music is great.

Julius_Goat

Taste? Where we're going... we don't need taste.

seannyb

This is Spinal Tank!

dpollok

In an awful twist of fate, he's a Nickelback fan.

Mr.Excalibur

Rock-timus Prime

kman1111

Pimp My Hearing Aid.

Mothra24

It gets 150 decibels per gallon.

dpollok

Just off camera: A dozen pedestrians with their ears shooting blood.

bubblegum

Now that's how you Boom, Boom, Pow, bitches.

yeahme

We'll get Al Quaeda out of them caves! Crank up the new Miley Cyrus song!

shhyatt227

It runs on good vibrations.

yeahme

Flight of the Valkyries never sounded so Fucking Awesome!

Rex-Jester
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