When I heard about a "Latino chick with a nice ass in a fiery live show" this isn't what I had in mind.

Well, that certainly is a reverse cowgirl position. Not the one I was hoping to see...

My little pony, sacrificial pony...

You recorded this? Damn you Tivo suggestions!

The poor horse never even saw the Delorean coming.

That fire has them completely trapped.

I've got to fart, but I don't know which way to lean

This is how they play hot lava in Mexico.

The horse was furious. He was tired of his coworker getting all the recognition just because he was retarded.

"Dude, I can't just shit in public like you do..."

I wanted to sit on my ass, but he was having none of it...

I don't think this is the donkey show that Carlos Mencia had in mind.

Well it's somewhat less pathetic than that Bulls/Raptors game last night

Free your mind, and your ass will follow.

Go on boy! The gods need appeasen!