When's that bitch getting back with our food?

"We rode our bikes 50 miles for this?"

How the first humans caught the bird flu.

Be very very quiet I am hunting tourists

Stephen Colbert's kids await his return

1969: Linda, Gordon and Mr. Hooper wait patiently. The big bird would soon be back, then they'd have the star of their children show

burt reynolds mustache still gets ass

We biked 400 miles... for this? I hate you.

If Noah had been born in Mississippi.

"Are you sure these World Cup tickets are legit??"

Fort Apache, WTFistan.

I'm still not sure WHY you want a gigantic bird to vomit food down your throat, but this is the way to do it.

Great, worms for dinner again.

We rode our bikes for hours all the way out here for THIS?!

Hello, and welcome to this edition of "The World's Dumbest Hunters".....