Kids today, all they do is sit on their ass...

Thanks, e-Farmony!

Turns out the pony's one trick was actually pretty cool.

I'm more impressed that the pig taking the picture managed to keep it in focus.

I didn't know Sarah Jessica Parker had a kid!

Mountin' goat.

Yeah, I drive a hybrid, so what?

"OK, now let's find a rooster and we'll be able to reach the cookies."

Once you legalize gay marriage, anything can happen! (Paid by the Republican Party)

All we need is a redneck, then it's a threesome.

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Hey Carl, Noah said something about Wednesday...what day is today?

and that's how I invented the Gonkey

Clint Eastwood's stunt double was somewhat unconvincing

Kids at this farm get to pet farm animals and learn how to manage their time. (because the goat is on the pony, which means the kids only need to pet the pony, which gives them a 50% in time savability with a if you're still reading you're an idiot.