Craptions Classics December 02, 2009

F*** you Nintendo, I just wanna be able sit on my couch again.

yeahme

Other Craptions

Sometimes the Make-a-Wish Foundation just has to go along with it.

Kelly Robinson

Pimp My Windmill... a HUGE hit in Holland!

Mothra24

But can she do it on "Expert"?

Mr.Excalibur

If she pedals backwards, you can hear Satan saying "fuck Avril Levine rules'

natebooze

Better than Nickleback

stodavr

Don't fret.... she's safe. She has a chord holding her up.

Thomas Calnan

You know, for all the time you spent playing Bicycle Guitar Hero, you could learn to actually RIDE a bicycle-guitar.

Julius_Goat

The Star of Behlehem just went METAL.

Mr.Excalibur

I told her she needed fenders on her bike.

dpollok

jungle jimi

GGWD

Fender Stratospherecasters.

Kelly Robinson

Rock and Roll ain't Air Pollution!

crazyivan

When Spinal Tap created their tombstone, they wanted to leave a little something for the kids.

Julius_Goat
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