One giant leap in the wrong direction.

It's hard to write a good craption when you have a raging erection.

"To our Mom's basement, and Beyond!"

Ass-tronauts

I wish uniforms weren't so damned expensive.

We march, sons of Sparta, we march...

NASA: Not As Straight as Anticipated

This...is...NASA!!!!

"I wish we could find somebody to wrestle."

Matt and Chris were fianlly accepted into NASA thanks to the new 'don't ask and we don't want to know' policy.

We come in peace... and also to rape you all.

Hey there ladies... wanna see my peni... uhh I mean a magic trick?

Very funny Scotty, now beam down the rest of our space-suits!

Houston, we have more than one problem.

"left, left, left right left "