Top 5 answers on the board looking for "What happens to men after they get married"?
tyberiousOf course that guy's against sex, he can't even get it up.
siteuser4201The Jonas Brothers brainwashing has finally been complete
metsfanAre they protesting my saturday nights?
noreport"No Signs" was quickly kicked out of the formation.
Kamikaze PhoenixThe annual "Let's Never Do Anything Ever" parade.
TrogdorRulesO I get it! No woman means no one to cook food, which means no sleep, which means your too tired for sex, which you can't do anyway..
metsfanNO Thank You
Julius_GoatThis fraternity had only four members for a reason.
Julius_GoatYour new year's resolution is a little extreme, don't you think?
SonejiWhen I protest, I usually go with "business casual."
Mr.Excalibur"No Sex" is checking his text messages... and it looks like another night alone!
Kamikaze PhoenixNotice how they don't have a "No Masturbating" sign...
Mr.Excalibur