Craptions Classics November 29, 2009

There are four rules to World of Warcraft Club...

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Top 5 answers on the board looking for "What happens to men after they get married"?


Of course that guy's against sex, he can't even get it up.


The Jonas Brothers brainwashing has finally been complete


Are they protesting my saturday nights?


"No Signs" was quickly kicked out of the formation.

Kamikaze Phoenix

The annual "Let's Never Do Anything Ever" parade.


O I get it! No woman means no one to cook food, which means no sleep, which means your too tired for sex, which you can't do anyway..


This fraternity had only four members for a reason.


Your new year's resolution is a little extreme, don't you think?


When I protest, I usually go with "business casual."


"No Sex" is checking his text messages... and it looks like another night alone!

Kamikaze Phoenix

Notice how they don't have a "No Masturbating" sign...

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