When the rapture occurs, beer will be taken first.Flingebunt
It didn’t take people long to realize that those cans where falling at them pretty damn fast. After the first round of causalities people suspected that the rain of beer wasn't a miracle after all.Jack
"Dammit Magneto. Buy your own beer."
The last words Charles Xavier spoke outside of a wheelchair.
As Jerry watched cans of light beer rain from the sky, perched on top of the huge pole between his legs and wearing pants made of gold-colored acrylic, only one thought passed through his mind: Damn you, genie. Damn you.Linux fan
Gepetto came to regret letting Pinocchio go to the Gay Pride rally.Ryan
After GOD's feeble attempt to kill all bad men with a flood. Now he found a better way to attract and kill those bastards.Alfonso
Graham always wanted it to rain beer. Unfortunately it led to the death of thousands.Bad-Frame
When John Holmes passed away, his friends and family organized what has become the traditional pornstar funeral. The choppers were stocked with beer. The casket was left completely open.Vagina Davis
And thus the invasion ended, with no side a decisive victorJuan Supponitime
Give a new meaning to the phrase Greace MonkeyPenDragon23
DAMN YOU, SOBRIETY JESUS AND YOUR SUPERPOWERS!!!Balibus
Hope he does not fallBedop193