Jerry was an unconventional clown. Instead of balloon animals, he recreated his birth.

David Blaine is running out of ideas.

I don't care what Schwartznegger says, this is a god damn tumor.

During orgasm, blood suddenly rushes to the head.

Am am not an Animal! I am a Human Bean!

How the Kool-Aid man was born

Erotic asphyxiation + chewing gum= disaster/comedy

condoms- you're doing it wrong!

His Spidey Senses told him that everyone was staring at his zit.

In Russia.....bubblegum chews you!

Whatever he just found out...it just BLEW HIS MIND.

Alabama's got Talent!!!!!!!!

Back off, man. I'm a scientist.

Our first alien visitor from Planet Testicalus.

I, for one, will embrace the rule of our Red Spherical Overloards