When man first discovered fire, he discovered the crap out of it.

This week's Craption brought to you by Hank Hill of Strickland Propane and Propane Accessories

Not THIS week again

Why did it have to be trapezoids? I hate trapezoids! BURN IN HELL YOU GEOMETRIC BASTARD!!!

"... For the last time, I only want to talk to MOSES"

The WTFistan army tests out its latest equipment.

Oi!Put another shrimp on the barbie, mate!

That day, rednecks discovered fire. Many fatalities ensued

The Cracked IT department continues to have problems with the server overheating when the new Craption picture comes up.

There, that's the last of the tire slashing bandits... now we just have to fix our bikes.

It's finally happened. I told Speedy gonzalez he had to slow down at some point, but he just kept going faster...

Mad Max: The Bicycle Years

Scott Evil: 1 - Mini Me: 0

...and on that day, Prometheus gave the gift of fire to the BMXers- the sport was never the same

"No! I said you had to EARN a pet!"