See, this is why I only eat free range organic velociraptor.

You fools! Clifford was only the beginning...

Chuck Norris' hamsters

"Mr. Burns, there are some girl scouts selling cookies at the door." "Splendid. Release the raptors."

Alabamasaurs. Note their red necks.

DON"T SHIT ON ME!!!!!

The purple ones get their own TV shows.

The good news is my X-ray goggles work and I know what I'm getting for Christmas. The bad news is my wife must have found out about the secretary.

Fred Flintstone had a dark, sadistic side that few people knew about.

No, dammit! I said I wanted to contain my red VAGINA SORE!

Cavemen version of army men.

"These exercise wheels suck for some reason. If only we knew why. Curse our tiny little brains!"

Ah, so this is why Nic Cage is broke.

Believe it or not there's a porn site for this.

Dad? Enough, Nickelback! In Russia, dinosaurs cage you. 20 minutes later France surrendered. I'm first, do I win? San Francisco T-Rex.