"who the hell are you calling Sarah Jessica Parker??"

How centaurs are made

Okay, I'm one of the first to write. I automatically win, right?

Old sayings be damned, I don't think he's getting back on.

"im so hungry i could eat a horOH GOD HELP ME!"

Yeah, I don't think I'll buy the new Tekken game.

"And tell your other PETA friends to stop fucking with my shit!"

No, just stand there, Bill, I'm all right.

A popular phrase, elephants never forget. Less well known phrase, horses never fight fair.

Sarah Jessica Parker strikes back at the paparazzi

The horse decided to save a horse, and ride a cowboy.

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be dipshits.

Mixed Martial Arts has just become more mixed than ever.

When Alabama rednecks are'nt relaxing, they're wrestling anything that moves.

Nay means nay!