I could make a joke about white trash, but that would be too easy. Like your mom.

Rorschach's Journal, November 18th, 2009: City grows more decrepit every day. Human insects parading around, self indulgent. Metaphor about human trash even came true. Sick with this country. I leave it to its guilty pleasures.

"Those pink cops took all our clothes!"

next time you think YOUR life is worthless, think long and hard about whether that statement is really true...

"Cobra to sniper. You have clearance to take out the trash. Over."

"How many times did we have to tell you two assholes. You DON'T talk about Fight Club."

Surprisingly none of these guys names is Joe.

Canned douche

fuck recycling! throw that shit out....yeah!!

"Deloitte" is Norwegian for "They aren't with us."

Lesson learned: don't be late for work at Deloitte!

Recession victims pride parade.

The newest innovation in safe sex

Oh, are we allowed to recycle PEOPLE now? Because I have a few candidates!

You know what is sexy about this picture? Everything.