San Francisco SWAT

All right ladies, ready your double-ended dildos, this riot's about to get SEXY!

I think we all know what the knee pads are for...

The arctic commandos were permanently reassigned after mom threw a red shirt in with the wash

The Feminazis strike again.

"Now THIS will confuse the fuck out of those hippy protesters."

Mom took going through Menopause a lot rougher than most others.

"'I'll promote my five-year old daughter to police chief,' you said. 'What could go wrong?' you said."

Nausea,indigestion,upset stomach,diarrhea: not the syptoms they cure, but what they inspire.

You mean there really ARE fashion police???

C'mon guys, they're not going to take us seriously unless we get this dance number right!

When they're this cute, it's impossible to resist arrest.

Wow, Martha Stewart did have way too much time on her hands while in the pen ....

Security was very tight at Elton John's wedding.

This will not help the fight against breast cancer.