That'll do, massive abomination, that'll do.

Ground zero for swine flu

"Hey kids, let's visit the Chernobyl petting zoo!"

Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-eye, ee-eye oh. And on this farm he had a pig, ee-eye ee-eye OH GOD NO! IT'S HORRIBLE, I SAY! HORRIBLE. SHOOT IT SHOOT IT! BE GONE DEMON SPAWN OF SATAN! With a "Bang, bang! " here and a "Bang, bang!" there.

I thought seeing the giant pig would be fun but it was just a big boar.

I wish my mom was a pirate...

You know your a redneck if... your house is a PIG.

That's just a a runt in Texas

I think I did her in high school

“Oh, the, uh-HAMity!”

It's totally safe kids, there's no way this giant pig could tear down this fence.

Oh god, now everyone's going to trotter out all their pig puns.

The cracked editors have heard your cries for non-pixilated boobies.

If that's the OTHER white meat, what is the first one... RHINO?

"if you didn't want any Jews or Muslims at your party you could have just put it on the flyer..."