Is that man in the sign having sex with that baby?

Obviously a close-knit group.

November 13, 2009, 2:06 p.m.: Yarn becomes self-aware.

"BLLLLRRRGGGGRRRR! BLLBBLBLBUBUBRRBBRRBBUBUBRB! BRRMMMSSHSHHHHHMMMMMPPPP!"

Never let your grandma make your hunting suit.

Lego Men for the Rights of the Elderly, Pregnant, Disabled, and...you sick bastards...

Ninjas have Grandmas too...

Grandma! We're here to draw the line, it's gone far enough! I liked the hat and the sweater, but this is down-right insanity!

Knights who say "Knit!"

Apparently John McCain, Brittany Spears, Leon Washington, and Roman Polanski have priority seating

Chain-fail

WE COME IN FLEECE

"I am here to protest" "That i wont give up my seat to people with canes, pregnant woman, people with crotch disabilities and mutant twin people attached to each other in a grotesque fashion. It's my damn seat fuckers."

The 20th season of Power Rangers, though almost universally panned by critics and children alike, was the most socially conscious run to date.

Fits like a glove.