Day 37: Have obtained small child, humans still fooled by my clever disguise.

... and to this day, Roosevelt’s balls reside in a modern art museum.

Always wear a size too small to accentuate your natural curves.

Dolly Parton v2.0

The "Mapquest" joke won yesterday?? My colon polyps make me laugh more than that shit.

People criticize, but it's STILL a better babysitter than TV.

George Jetson's extramarital fling.

How anorexics see themselves.

Mrs. Doubtfire screwed Millenium Man, and here is their offspring.

The famous composer, Yo-Yo Ma

Mrs. Doubtful.

The original design for the I-Girlfriend was scrapped due to it's strong desire to have a child.

How to win the CRAPTION contest: 1) When you see a CRAPTION winner on the street, drop a nickel in his cup, 2) Go home and have sex with your girlfriend (he doesn't have one) 3) You win.

Fag McMuffin

If Johnny 5 knocked up Kirstie Alley.