Day 37: Have obtained small child, humans still fooled by my clever disguise.
orphan... and to this day, Roosevelt’s balls reside in a modern art museum.
m3m0r3Always wear a size too small to accentuate your natural curves.
seannybDolly Parton v2.0
librarianmikeThe "Mapquest" joke won yesterday?? My colon polyps make me laugh more than that shit.
eric1977People criticize, but it's STILL a better babysitter than TV.
Kamikaze PhoenixGeorge Jetson's extramarital fling.
horaholicHow anorexics see themselves.
William Chase MitchelMrs. Doubtfire screwed Millenium Man, and here is their offspring.
dpollokThe famous composer, Yo-Yo Ma
DeeWinMrs. Doubtful.
dpollokThe original design for the I-Girlfriend was scrapped due to it's strong desire to have a child.
RogersIBHow to win the CRAPTION contest: 1) When you see a CRAPTION winner on the street, drop a nickel in his cup, 2) Go home and have sex with your girlfriend (he doesn't have one) 3) You win.
itoldyousoFag McMuffin
bamenttIf Johnny 5 knocked up Kirstie Alley.
benji