"Goddamn it, Mapquest! Where the hell is Dracula's castle?"

A pre-internet flame war.

"Bring out yer copies of Twilight!"

"Hey lady, which way to Swaim's house?"

Spit out your piece of Stride gum and chew another, or we'll find you

What happened 3.5 seconds after someone shut down world of warcraft.

"Frankenstein? Me no see him. My name...uh...Jason."

Shortly after the premier of The Cleveland Show, en route to Seth McFarlane's house.

If you've already written more than one craption... you're probably not funny.

Dear Diary, my trip to Transylvania is about what I expected...

They're going somewhere funny! And they seem to be poor, which is also funny!

Don't you people have anything better to do at 3pm?

Mobile, Alabama: Yesterday.

Vince had a much more painful departure from this Earth than Billy Mays, when the Sham-Wow workers revolted

Well, what do YOU do when the cable goes out?