"Goddamn it, Mapquest! Where the hell is Dracula's castle?"
SmithereenA pre-internet flame war.
frohsusi"Bring out yer copies of Twilight!"
Kelly Robinson"Hey lady, which way to Swaim's house?"
iantendoSpit out your piece of Stride gum and chew another, or we'll find you
ragman12What happened 3.5 seconds after someone shut down world of warcraft.
AlbertRamirez"Frankenstein? Me no see him. My name...uh...Jason."
Kelly RobinsonShortly after the premier of The Cleveland Show, en route to Seth McFarlane's house.
dungeonmaster11If you've already written more than one craption... you're probably not funny.
FogmanDear Diary, my trip to Transylvania is about what I expected...
FkelleghanThey're going somewhere funny! And they seem to be poor, which is also funny!
LedoucheDon't you people have anything better to do at 3pm?
Keithp420Mobile, Alabama: Yesterday.
jtkloveVince had a much more painful departure from this Earth than Billy Mays, when the Sham-Wow workers revolted
psuWell, what do YOU do when the cable goes out?
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