Craptions Classics November 10, 2009

Hey man, I can see your junk...

Stuparstar

Other Craptions

Bosnia's version of the Terracotta army is much less impressive.

thisisme_ari

I like trvaleing, but I just can't handle all the euro-trash.

slickjamesjik

The Decepticons are running low on troops.

Ometeotl

We can rebuild him we have the technology but damned if I'm gunna spend more than 6 bucks.

Nevlach

In Soviet Russia, garbage takes you out!

Wiseman_2

His best line: I'm a garbage man, when can I pick you up?

GaseousClay

What the rest of WTFistan is like

Husanity

How GREENPEACE sees the rest of us.

JamesBarlow

You are all pieces of well manufactured objects, you are not trash, nor will you ever become trash!

imTKA

"Well don't you know about the bird? Everybody's heard that the bird is the word!" (go ahead and google the name of the band that sang that song. Haha! Get it?)

JamesBarlow

We'll open a can of whoop-ass on you... if we can find an unused one.

ClubHeaven

Somewhere...Al Gore is vigorously masturbating.

megaweege66

30 seconds later, France surrendered.

scaryed
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