This is how you cross the desert in WTFistan.
I don't think the Saudis "get" NASCAR.
Indiana Jones 5: Where the **** are my pants?
They See Me Rollin'.
A bicycle seat guaranteed to give you cameltoe.
Worst. Mirage. Ever.
No, James. You have NOT been through the desert on a horse with no name. That thing is a . . . you know what? Never mind.
Peter North tries to fit in on his vacation to Egypt.
So THAT'S why they never need any water.
Steve Irwin isn't actually dead. He was busy smashing together camels and bikes, breeding them, and then taming the fuck out of them. Why? Because he is that awesome
At last, the capture of the Desert Ness Monster.
C'mon, be honest....Most of you are just jealous because he built one and you didn't.....
Tim Burton directs the remake of "Smokey and the Bandit".
Sir, your camel is dead. -- Then I shall honor his memory with this.
However, you will moan in a pathetic pre-prepared craption, simply because you can't think of a joke which is on par with even the worst of theirs.