Fred stood there for 15 minutes choking on a mint before anyone noticed that he wasn't breathing

A more tasteful, thoughful Dr. Manhattan

I do believe my pixelized self happens to be stalking me...

Tobias,you blowhard!

Dr. Manhattan was about to leave Earth for good until he saw that picture where if you cross your eyes you see little 3-D fishes. After that, he focused his energy on finding Waldo.

White musicians always fuck up the blues.

David Blaine held this pose for 4 years. Nobody gave a rat's ass.

12 Smurfs were found slaughtered in the bathroom of a local art gallery today...

I think therefore I am (a waste of taxpayers' money)

Mr. Freeze, Super-Villain and Art Critic, never misses opening day at the MOMA

Police spent 35 years looking for Jimmy Hoffa, until one day when an Art Museum curator asked "Does anyone know where this statue came from?"

Suck on this, Eiffel 65.

Blue Man Groupie

"I don't know, I like this work and all, but I disagree with the artist's use of blue dye that soaks anyone who looks at it."

If not treated quickly, blue balls can spread.