Mythbusters: The Final Episode

"George..." "Yeah?" "You're a Dick."

Wiley E. Coyote 1, Roadrunner 0

The result of microwaving a glowing pickle lamp inside a plasma ball.

Thats why you always follow the "place this side up" instructions on the popcorn bag.

"And that's when we got the idea of fighting fire with fire." "What happened then?" "It burned down twice as fast."

"...McGruber!"

"Sorry, Tel Aviv... I guess we were wrong." - Barack Obama

Wait a second. Is firecrackers spelled N-U-C-L-E-A-R?

Analysts couldn't figure out why Iran agreed to end it's uranium enrichment program in exchange for eight tons of Mentos and an oil tanker full of Diet Coke.

Little Timmy used to get bullied at school. Now school will fucking pay.

"What happens if I press this butto--"

There's no joke here. Everyone died. It was a national tragedy.

"Awww, shit, Earl! That wasn't no deer! I just shot your momma's propane tank!"

Hey, this isn't what I thought you meant by doing 'shrooms.