In Germany they take the sobriety tests seriously.
"Hey Frank, I think I dropped the third one. Can you toss it back up here? ...Frank?"
Be careful you don't cut your juggler vein.
Everybody loved the hip new Rabbi, until it was their turn for a circumcision.
This explains that chalk line in the previous pic.
He went from unicycle to uni-testicle in one uni-second.
You can always tell the really good executioners.
Still less dangerous than e-Harmony
Hey Cracked, I get that it's Street Worker week, so I have to beg you not to put up a picture of my mom tomorrow.
2 minutes late... I'll never win
The Zodiac killer is getting really bold.
It was the perfect alibi...
Joe the Executioner knew how to put on a show before beheading the condemned.
Completely missing the point of The SlapChopÂ®.
I'll be impressed when I see him texting at the same time.