The Silver Surfer really got off on erotic asphyxiation until one fateful day...

CHROMOSEXUAL!

Somewhere, an awkward Cracked.com member got an erection

Five things with no identifiable gender.

the fat one in the background was hanging up at one point too, but it broke the rope

Oh, great: a piece of ass that really screws with your head.

"Aw, fuck. My penis is a Phillips."

I don't see what's wrong with this picture, it looks normal to me, but again I am tripping balls

Christmas Pornaments

Please let this be the Lady Gaga crime scene....

Thats a weird door-knob...

Wow, I guess you CAN polish a turd...

omg thats the same thing java did to han solo, thank god gave us a panoramic of their asses

CUNTree.

When in Chrome, do was the Chromans do.