Bowser gave Mario an offer he couldn't refuse.

The Honduras rebels today assassinated President Yoshi, ending a one year reign of homosexual terror. In other news, Princess Peach is still being a bitchy skank.

He's off to put Yoshi's head in Mario's bed.

The part of mario kart you dont see

-Hey everyone! Look to the left! -No We're not falling for that again!

Enjoyed by ancient Aztecs, Mario Cart was one of the first sports. Of course the loser would be beheaded.

Wow, I never made it to guillotine level before.

Now THAT'S a hunting trophy.

Mario Kart: rated M for Mature.

The Wii sword is a bit difficult to control.

Your world is not so "Super" now, is it?!

*The next morning Mario wakes up in bed*....AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Don't be a sissy -- it tastes just like chicken

Real Mario Kart was a lot of fun, until someone slipped a banana peel and cracked their head open, dying at the scene.

I said "Yo, she gave me head", not "Yoshi gave me head", and DEFINITELY not "give me a Yoshi head".