Bowser gave Mario an offer he couldn't refuse.
The Honduras rebels today assassinated President Yoshi, ending a one year reign of homosexual terror. In other news, Princess Peach is still being a bitchy skank.
He's off to put Yoshi's head in Mario's bed.
The part of mario kart you dont see
-Hey everyone! Look to the left!
-No We're not falling for that again!
Enjoyed by ancient Aztecs, Mario Cart was one of the first sports. Of course the loser would be beheaded.
Wow, I never made it to guillotine level before.
Now THAT'S a hunting trophy.
Mario Kart: rated M for Mature.
The Wii sword is a bit difficult to control.
Your world is not so "Super" now, is it?!
*The next morning Mario wakes up in bed*....AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Don't be a sissy -- it tastes just like chicken
Real Mario Kart was a lot of fun, until someone slipped a banana peel and cracked their head open, dying at the scene.
I said "Yo, she gave me head", not "Yoshi gave me head", and DEFINITELY not "give me a Yoshi head".