Bowser gave Mario an offer he couldn't refuse.
thisisme_ariThe Honduras rebels today assassinated President Yoshi, ending a one year reign of homosexual terror. In other news, Princess Peach is still being a bitchy skank.
racedogg2The part of mario kart you dont see
jeevesz-Hey everyone! Look to the left! -No We're not falling for that again!
imTKAEnjoyed by ancient Aztecs, Mario Cart was one of the first sports. Of course the loser would be beheaded.
Julius_GoatWow, I never made it to guillotine level before.
Kelly RobinsonNow THAT'S a hunting trophy.
pwfisherMario Kart: rated M for Mature.
Brett-ButlerThe Wii sword is a bit difficult to control.
Kelly RobinsonYour world is not so "Super" now, is it?!
Fkelleghan*The next morning Mario wakes up in bed*....AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
imTKADon't be a sissy -- it tastes just like chicken
bcandersReal Mario Kart was a lot of fun, until someone slipped a banana peel and cracked their head open, dying at the scene.
racedogg2I said "Yo, she gave me head", not "Yoshi gave me head", and DEFINITELY not "give me a Yoshi head".
Kamikaze Phoenix