Craptions Classics October 29, 2009

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Swine Flu "The Musical"

andy3t

In Soviet Russia, pork eats YOU!

CavalierX

You know what, I think I'll just have a salad.

seannyb

That will do pig, that will do.

what on earth does a store called "the hop poles" sell?

rasputin

Door to door knife salesman is one of the best jobs in Japan with only a 35% chance of tentacle rape in the workplace.

Tim Burton's Beauty and the Beast

gamefreakjohnny

Because the dish ran away with the spoon, that's why.

alfredthemad

Silence of the Hams

Bishopwhitet

"Hi. I'm the OTHER other white meat."

CavalierX

Don't get excited, boys. She only dates cops.

jtklove

This little piggie went to hell.

Julius_Goat

If you can't think of anything, don't feel bad. Each year thousands of people are diagnosed with "Obvious Pun Syndrome". Seriously, your cash donation will help fight this dreadful disease.

itoldyouso
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