Swine Flu "The Musical"
In Soviet Russia, pork eats YOU!
You know what, I think I'll just have a salad.
That will do pig, that will do.
what on earth does a store called "the hop poles" sell?
Door to door knife salesman is one of the best jobs in Japan with only a 35% chance of tentacle rape in the workplace.
Tim Burton's Beauty and the Beast
Because the dish ran away with the spoon, that's why.
Silence of the Hams
"Hi. I'm the OTHER other white meat."
Don't get excited, boys. She only dates cops.
This little piggie went to hell.
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