On Christmas day, Santa Claus delivers the less conventional presents by motorcycle.

"I knew it was true love the first time I laid eyes on your father"

give that guy a Nobel Peace prize!

DAD?!

Again something is happening on everyones left! Why cant we see it?!

"Why Is Nobody Helping Meeeee!"

Homo-cycle.

I always wear a helmet. Never pants though. I hate those.

Let me guess: He gets to ride the hog now and later he's going to squeal like a pig.

So that is how Michael Swaim gets laid

The originality of craptions is dying like this guys dignity...

Even Billy Mays couldn't sell us this one.

10 seconds to write craption + 15 seconds to spell check + 5 seconds to post and reload = Craption to never be voted on.

What's more emasculating? The gag-ball, the speedos or doubling on a Vespa?

I'd tap that